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Buster Benson

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questions that popped in my head on the way to work
bird poops on plum branch
What are you starved for?

What are you fat on?

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what do lemonheads mean to you?

they mean snack time.

what are YOU fat for/starved on?

in seriousness: I think I am STARVED for good ideas and FAT on status quo.

i tried to think of something non-dorky that i'm starved of, but couldn't. isn't everyone starved for attention and real human interaction? i think i'm fat on second guesses.

I think you are fat on blazers and starved for shoes.

it's true. i'm wearing my old newspaper boy shoes today because i'm so mad at the other ones.

Are those your birkenstocks?

Your shoes are total jerks. :(

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