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Buster Benson

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Today is my last day with a bachelor pad and I couldn't be more excited.  Bam.

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Congrats! Here's to de-bachelorfying! It can be a little painful but remember its all for a gooood cause.

Thanks! KA and I were just talking last night about how strongly I guarded my bachelor pad idea before I met her... I even told her on our second date that I had decided that should we get married again I would insist on separate apartments. But, that's only because I couldn't imagine wanting to share my space that closely with anyone ever again. The end of my lost soul phase. Now I don't want anything else ever. Kapow.

Wow. She is a real Wonder Woman!

i advise leaving the bed unmade, walking around in your tighty whities, scratching your ass, drinking straight from the orange juice carton, taking a gigantic smelly crap and leaving the toilet seat up... one... last... time...

ps, you probably don't do most of these things but you get the point... when it comes down to it, even the most private of our habits can sometimes be put aside for the sake of the people we love.... or at least we can do them when they aren't around... ;)

Yay! I'm all for de-bachelorization for the right person, and it seems like you've found the righty-est!

1) Buy a Vacuum if you don't already have one
2) Buy a dishwasher if you don't already have one
3) Hire a maid

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