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Buster Benson

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Outer space should have aliens

Well, who knows, the aliens might have brains. Or maybe they think with their toes. I don’t care. What I mostly want is to be proven that there are more and more things that don’t make sense. I want aliens to break all of our assumptions about how life happens, what souls are, how to walk, maybe they’re super giant nice pillow aliens or maybe they’re super sad tiny little newt aliens, or maybe they’re made out of ice cream. I want there to be all kinds of broken assumptions and people crying into their hands because what they thought was universal is really not universal. Long live the aliens. Outer space, please don’t disappoint me be bringing us aliens that have oval heads and long spindly fingers. Thanks.

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but they're only aliens from our perspective!

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