?

Log in

No account? Create an account
bird poops on plum branch

buster


Buster Benson

No advice column.


Previous Entry Share Next Entry
I'm a hypster
bird poops on plum branch
buster
I really can't contain my excitement about the iPhone this Friday.  Ideally, I'd be taking my Segway at dawn to the nearest Apple Store and reading my advanced copy of the new Harry Potter and writing love letters to Paris HIlton while waiting in line with the other serious hypsters.  There's something about just letting yourself get taken up into the wave of hype.  It's to popular culture what tennis players call the zone.  It's like ending up at work and not remembering driving there.  It's what happened when the apple fell on the Buddha's head and he invented gravity.  It's like having the right adapter for the European outlet.  It's like having your flourless, sugarless, meatless cake and eating it too.  Squid have three, and cows have nine, and if cats had them they could open doors.  I'm really excited.

  • 1
(Deleted comment)
  • 1