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Maybe I've been watching too much Veronica Mars, but this is what I found myself looking into this morning:

How to become a private investigator

Washington State Licensing: Private Investigator Agency

There's this baby following me.  He's probably 2 or so, and only communicates via sign language, and for some reason has a little tuft of gray hair on the top of his head.  He signs to me that he'd like to turn his little gray tuft turquoise like my hair.  Today, on the bus, I was sitting in the very back and he was sitting in the very front and it was a completely packed bus and he still managed to get my attention and tell me again that he wants that little gray tuft turned turquoise.

Sometimes I don't trust the narrator in my head.  Where does that voice come from?

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holy guacamole, you have ally mcbeal syndrome. i'm sorry that must be dreadful. but in the future you might get to smooch harrison ford...

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