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Maybe I've been watching too much Veronica Mars, but this is what I found myself looking into this morning:

How to become a private investigator

Washington State Licensing: Private Investigator Agency

There's this baby following me.  He's probably 2 or so, and only communicates via sign language, and for some reason has a little tuft of gray hair on the top of his head.  He signs to me that he'd like to turn his little gray tuft turquoise like my hair.  Today, on the bus, I was sitting in the very back and he was sitting in the very front and it was a completely packed bus and he still managed to get my attention and tell me again that he wants that little gray tuft turned turquoise.

Sometimes I don't trust the narrator in my head.  Where does that voice come from?

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Hmmm... where you could take the courses?

2000 bucks, but it'd be worth it to put "PI" after my name. Can't wait until next fall!

chris and i talk all the time about becoming private eyes. im such a sneaky cheater guy that i think id be perfect for it. everytime i watch veronica mars i think "yep. gps tracking unit in the boyfriends car? i would do that"

Yeah, it would be so fun. I think it would be fun to combine a private detective agency with a taxi service. You could do all kinds of spying and clue-gathering from the front seat of a taxi. And taxis always look inconspicuous. I wonder if one of our friends has a case that we can solve... clearly there's some mystery out there we can practice on?

no kidding. veronica has a mystery to solve at least once a week. theres mysteries out there, we just have to find them.

he he he he he he he he he

the narrator in your head just repeats your name over and over: buster buster buster buster...

like a cat, like your hands.

holy guacamole, you have ally mcbeal syndrome. i'm sorry that must be dreadful. but in the future you might get to smooch harrison ford...

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