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Do you think that when we get old and our last spouse dies or goes crazy that we'll be lonely in old folks homes, begging volunteers to sit a bit longer with us, giving guilt trips to family members, scorning early love thrown away perhaps too hastily... or will we be on the internet all day writing posts and reading our friends page on barelyalivejournal.com? I don't think being old is ever going to be the same.

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I'll probably be attempting to walk myself to death on some grand adventure. Or maybe I'll be in my electric wheelchair, pushing on that little control stick while it takes me wherever I want to go.

I don't think it would be fund to spend my old age only on the internet.

PS:

$ whois barelyalivejournal.com
No match for "BARELYALIVEJOURNAL.COM".


Buy it.

When I'm old, I plan on being drunk and playing DDR all the time. I hear it's good for arthritis.

I plan on wearing bad wigs and poking really hot young men in the bum with my umbrella. Then yelling at the gov't and maybe those no good lay about clouds for a while.

Um wait, isn't that what I already do? Whatever, it'll be so much hotter when I have a walker.

i have a feeling we'll be updating barelyalivejournal with posts about guilt-tripping family members and scorning early love thrown away...

I think about this all the time. I do hope we all make it to that point to find out. A tattooed, technology embracing, gay friendly, rock show loving bunch of seniors we will be. I hope we all stay in the same old folks homes. It would be more fun.

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