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How to have half as much sex: put a tv in your bedroom.

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A study by an Italian sexologist has found that couples who have a TV set in their bedroom have sex half as often as those who don't.

Hmmm... I wonder how many universities have a department of sexology? :)

the problem is those people with tv's in their bedrooms aren't watching porn.

indeed. actually, the whole idea of boring couples watching tv in bed gives me the shivers. i'm glad they're not reproducing as much. :)

amen...i'm about to throw mine out of the window .

good thing having a tv in your bedroom and being single gets you laid a lot.

"ahh.. hey you wanna come over and watch a movie. er...yeah, the dvd player is in my room".

hahahahahaa

Correlation != causation. It's probably also true that people who have Bibles on their nightstands are far less likely to contract STDs. Does that make the Bible effective protection? Because when I ditch my TV and start getting laid more, I don't want to use those damn condom things.

oh, pugetive - if that really is your name - you had me with the correlation point and then you lost me with the getting-laid slang. alas! we were never meant to be. i see it now.

Slangophobe!

yes maybe a tackyslangophobe.

don't make me filter you. ooooh!

erik, no one was talking to you.

damn straight! we are arch nemesesis. es.

I shouldn't listen to this?

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