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So disappointed...
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Paris is released from jail after only 3 days due to some unspecified medical condition?  This is totally going to ruin prospects for her jail diary.  Lame!

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this post made me giggle. it is disappointing.

possible reasons:
syphillis
heroin withdrawl
gonorrhea
extreme mental breakdown
braaaaaiiiins
alcohol withdrawl
cocaine withdrawl
cell quickly overrun with lice
cell quickly overrun with vagina scabs
????
PROFIT

Annoying.

Paris will be under house confinement in her West Hollywood home for 40 days, where she has a 3000-4000 ft. radius of freedom. Her jail cell was 96 square feet. After the 40 days are up, Whitmore says she will have "fulfilled her debt to society."

There are hints that the "medical condition" is "doesn't want to eat prison food". But my bet is that it's either cocaine withdrawal or hep C.

Or braaaaaaains.

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