bird poops on plum branch

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bird poops on plum branch
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I think I'm going to have a mellow birthday party this year because it was a mellow year.  Ha.  I asked for higher highs and lower lows for my birthday last year and holy hell did I get it.  I didn't even believe in Santa Claus until now.  In other news I think the reign of turquoise on my head is about to end.  What next?  Platinum is my current top pick... I think white is the new fox.  It gets dirty quick, and doesn't match other whites, and fades fast, and is completely impractical... but for a few moments it's pure gold.  And pure gold is all I want.  Let's feed any remaining bitterness and resentment into the mouths of crying babies and be done with it.

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Will there still be a polar bear? I missed it last year...

platinum would be hot! it does however yellow very fast. bitterness and resentment should be put in a jar and buried.

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